And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
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I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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