Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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