this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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