Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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