I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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