it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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