I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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