This girl is more easily done than said...
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
We have so much sex to catch up on
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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