He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
nutella sex= disaster
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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