So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
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Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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