found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
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Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
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So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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