i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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