am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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