So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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