How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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