I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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