I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
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My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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