You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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It's blow job season.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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