Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
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