i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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