If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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