Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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