Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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