i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
