Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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