oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
operation harelip BJ is a go
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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