i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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