I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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