yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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