WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
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Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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