clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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