Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
is it fun? or sober?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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