What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
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We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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