Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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