If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
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Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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