How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
