So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
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She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
its liver damage thursday
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