She went from zero to smokin in five shots
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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