Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
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Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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