can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
