wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
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There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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