Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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