its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
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my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
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We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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