D3 body, D1 cock
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
jump out the window naked night went bad
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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