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dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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