I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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