That's when you crack a 10am beer
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
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honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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