Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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