Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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