It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I stole a fireplace last night.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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