ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
tell me about the fingering
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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