yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
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Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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